“Closet Obshak. Lava Ahead”: Federal Prison Service plans to replace IKEA with prisoner products ridiculed on the web

“Closet Obshak. Wash forward”: Federal Penitentiary Service plans to replace IKEA with products of prisoners ridiculed on the web

The Federal Penitentiary Service in Sverdlovsk proposed to replace IKEA with products from prisoners.

Russian media are discussing an import substitution proposal by Alexander Fedorov, head of the Federal Penitentiary Service in Sverdlovsk.

According to him, quoted by the local publication “Oblgazeta' 8221;, products that are produced in Russian colonies can replace products produced by foreign companies that have left the Russian market.

As an argument, he cites the price-quality indicator, which is higher for Russian convicts than for foreign manufacturers. Substitution is possible “in a number of segments”.

The boss considers his proposal viable, taking into account an important indicator.

“The turnover of products and the number of people employed in the year of production, they are increasing year by year,” he assured.

Fyodorov was supported by his subordinate, the head of the labor adaptation department of the same Federal Penitentiary Service, Ivan Sharkov. He thinks settlements can “take the place of IKEA”.

The quality produced in Sverdlovsk penal institutions, Sharkov said, is better, and prices – below.

He also added that the management of the Federal Prison Service is not a business person and performs the main task of – the employment of prisoners.

As RBC clarifies with reference to data from the Ministry of Industry and Trade, the authorization of & # 8220; parallel & # 8221; imports have already affected products in the fields of electronics (Apple, Samsung, Asus, Intel, Sony, HP), cars (Jaguar, Porsche, Rolls-Royce, Bentley), rare earth metals, sports equipment, trains and the like.

Ironic statements about this have appeared on the web.

Thus, the TG “Nemalakhov” posted a collage that reflects a possible “import substitution” brand names leaving Russia.

For example, the IKEA brand itself was renamed “ICENAKH”, and popular products to which the company has the company; habit of giving names are called Shkonka (double sofa ), Obshyak (cabinet-showcase), Fraer (mirror), clearly borrowed from robbers & # 8211; prison jargon.

All prices – the number of blocks of cigarettes per unit of merchandise, accompanies a comment that uses the noun for money in the same slang: “Lave forward”.

& #8220;What a waste”, – comment “variations on a theme” the authors of the message.

Earlier, Topnews wrote that Sberbank announced an increase in the cost of messages for the first time in 20 years.

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